Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.

Michael Jordan Rejects NIKE’s $10 Million Offer: “I Refuse to Embrace Wokeness” March 21, 2025 – Basketball legend Michael Jordan has reportedly turned down a $10 million endorsement deal from NIKE, citing his opposition to the company’s increasing focus on “wokeness” and social activism. According to sources close to Jordan, the six-time NBA champion declined…

Megan Rapinoe, soccer star and women’s rights icon, faced a major career blow after losing contracts worth up to $100 million. This happened after a public spat between her and Elon Musk, one of the famous billionaires and founder of Tesla. Their argument began after an event involving differing political and social views, causing Rapinoe…

Recent claims circulating on social media suggest that former NCAA swimmer Riley Gaines has been awarded the title of “Woman of the Year,” surpassing soccer star Megan Rapinoe. These assertions stem from an article published by the Dunning-Kruger Times, a website known for its satirical content. The article humorously stated that all nine judges unanimously…

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Lia Strikes Declares New Law of Reality: “Our Decision” Now Supreme Over Personal Identity Nashville, TN – Country singer and self-proclaimed Supreme Arbiter of Reality, Lia Strikes, made headlines this week with a bold statement about gender identity. The singer, who has previously expressed strong opinions on everything from oat milk to the metric system,…

Real News: Nike’s Partnership with Brittney Griner Remains Intact Amid Online Rumors In August 2024, rumors circulated on social media claiming that Nike had terminated its contract with WNBA star Brittney Griner due to online backlash. However, these claims were debunked by Griner’s spokesperson, Calder Hynes, who confirmed that the partnership between Nike and Griner…

BREAKING: Ellen DeGeneres Flees to England, Claims America No Longer “Kind Enough” for Her March 21, 2025 — In a shocking move that has left Hollywood reeling and daytime television audiences clutching their pearls, former talk show host Ellen DeGeneres has abandoned the United States, selling her lavish Montecito estate and fleeing to the English…

Life is full of mysteries, but some truths are waiting to be uncovered. If you’ve ever noticed a small pocket in the crotch of your underwear, you might have wondered about its purpose. Often overlooked, this flap near your private area holds more significance than you might think. That tiny pocket actually has a specific…

Recent claims suggesting that Mel Gibson withdrew from a $50 million project co-starring Robert De Niro due to ideological differences are unfounded and originate from satirical sources. A fact-check by Reuters confirms that no such project exists, and Gibson’s publicist labeled the information as false.  The narrative appears to have stemmed from an article…