Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.
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Breaking: Harrison Butker Will Be the First NFL Player on Roseanne’s New Show
In an intriguing blend of sports and entertainment, Harrison Butker, the well-known Kansas City Chiefs kicker, is set to become the first NFL player to appear on Roseanne Barr’s new television show. This unexpected pairing brings together two figures who have both experienced their share of public scrutiny and controversy. Roseanne, returning to the television…
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The George Floyd Statue ONT has been removed from lAr the National Mall.
A statue of George Floyd that had been placed near the National Mall has been quietly removed by authorities, prompting a wave of reactions from both supporters and critics across the political spectrum. The statue, which had been temporarily installed near the iconic site as part of a broader social justice art initiative, was taken…
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Federal Government Cancels Pride Month Recognition: “June Is for Honoring Our Veterans, Not Flags and Parades”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a controversial move that’s sparking strong reactions across the country, the federal government announced this week that it will not recognize June as Pride Month in 2025. Officials stated that this year, national observances will focus entirely on honoring American veterans, not LGBTQ+ pride celebrations. White House Press Secretary Mark Halloway…
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‘For My Country’: Oliver Anthony Rejects A Whopping $2 Million Paycheck To Sing National Anthem At Super Bowl
Oliver Anthony, the not-so-unknown crooner of “Rich Men North of Richmond,” a song that took potshots at the capitalist overlords of our time, has now found another cause célèbre – rejecting a whopping $2 million paycheck to sing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl. At first glance, one might be tempted to laud Anthony’s…
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Americans with Disabilities Files a S20 million Discrimination Suit Against Jasmine Crockett for Her “Hot Wheels” Comment.
Jasmine Crockett Hit with $20 Million Lawsuit After “Hot Wheels” Comment Sends Advocacy Groups Spinning WASHINGTON, D.C. — Representative Jasmine Crockett is in hot water this week after her off-the-cuff “Hot Wheels” remark ignited a fiery backlash — and a sizzling $20 million lawsuit filed by the Americans with Disabilities Association (ADA). The suit alleges…
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If you’re male, you’re a “he.” If you’re female, you’re a “she.” If you’re anything else, you’re “mentally unstable.”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold move aimed at simplifying the English language (and confusing absolutely everyone else), the fictitious Department of Pronoun Integrity (DPI) has officially declared that going forward, people will be referred to as either “he,” “she,” or, in cases of anything outside that binary, simply “mentally unstable.” The new guideline was…
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AOC’s Sister Faces Ten Years in Prison for Vandalizing a Tesla Dealership
Recent reports indicate that Lucy Grace Nelson, a 40-year-old woman from Colorado, has been arrested and charged with malicious destruction of property following a series of vandalism incidents at a Tesla dealership in Loveland, Colorado. The acts included throwing Molotov cocktails at vehicles and spray-painting derogatory messages on the building, such as “Nazi cars” and…
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Taylor Swift announces the end of her legendary show, saying, “I’m moving to Canada and never coming back to the States. I don’t want to breathe
BREAKING NEWS: Taylor Swift announces the end of her legendary show, saying, “I’m moving to Canada and never coming back to the States. I don’t want to breathe the same air as that jerk.” Taylor Swift, one of the biggest stars in the global pop music industry, recently surprised fans and the media with a…
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Dana Perino’s Shocking Confession: The Hidden Truth She Kept from Her Partner—A Chance Meeting That Changed Everything!
Dana Perino is well-known for her contributions as a political commentator and her previous role as White House Press Secretary, yet her personal life is equally intriguing as the political landscape she navigates. In a narrative reminiscent of a romantic comedy, Perino’s serendipitous meeting with her husband, Peter McMahon, felt destined. Little did she know…
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Kat Timpf’s Triumphant Return to FOX News Confirmed: ‘I Will Be Back’—The Exact Date Unveiled Will Leave Fans Pumped! 🌩️💥
FOX News anchor and panelist Kat Timpf revealed that she will need to have her breasts removed in an update on her recent cancer diagnosis. Timpf, 36, who recently gave berth to her first child, shared a photo of herself outside Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center in Manhattan, explaining she will undergo a double mastectomy.…
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