Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.
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Sylvester Stallone to Open Chains of Anti-Woke Coffee Shops to Counter Starbucks
In a bold move that’s part espresso, part Expendables, action movie icon Sylvester Stallone has announced the launch of a nationwide chain of “anti-woke” coffee shops aimed at dethroning what he calls the “soy-latte empire of Starbucks.” The new franchise, titled “Sly Bean: Real Coffee for Real Americans”, promises “no pronouns, no pumpkin spice, and…
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Breaking: NFL Referees Disqualified 10 Players For Anthem Kneeling Last Week
In an unprecedented move that has sent shockwaves through the National Football League (NFL) and its global fanbase, referees disqualified ten players last week due to their decision to kneel during the national anthem. This significant number of disqualifications in a single week has stirred a new chapter in the ongoing debate about free speech,…
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Breaking News: Martina McBride Rejects Beyoncé’s Invitation, Saying “Country Music Doesn’t Need a Clown in a Cowboy Hat.”
In a bold and unexpected move that has sent ripples through the music industry, country music superstar Martina McBride has reportedly turned down an invitation from global pop icon Beyoncé. According to insiders, Beyoncé had extended a collaborative olive branch to McBride, aiming to bridge the gap between pop and country music in a groundbreaking…
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Musk Donates $75 Million for Housing: “A Home for Everyone”
Musk Donates $75 Million for Housing: “A Home for Everyone” In an unprecedented move that has stunned both the tech world and the philanthropic community, Elon Musk has pledged a remarkable $75 million for the construction of affordable housing across multiple regions. In his announcement, Musk emphasized his vision of “a home for everyone,” underscoring…
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Breaking: Mike Tomlin Teaches a Lesson to America-Hating LeBron James, Says ‘Go To China’
In a surprising turn of events, NBA superstar LeBron James recently sparked controversy with a tweet expressing his discontent with the state of affairs in the United States. “America is just not cutting it for me anymore. Maybe it’s time to ‘Go to China’ where they truly appreciate my greatness,” he declared on social media.…
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Elon Musk Announces Plan to Acquire CBS After January 20th, Vows to Eliminate ‘Wokeness’ from the Network-baobao
In a bold move that has sent shockwaves through both the business and entertainment worlds, tech mogul Elon Musk has announced plans to purchase CBS, one of the largest and most established television networks in the United States. Musk, who is already the CEO of Tesla, SpaceX, and owner of Twitter (now X), has vowed…
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Disney Is Selling ABC For $20 Billion, New Owner Wants The View Cancelled, “Worst Show Ever”
In a move that shocked both Wall Street and daytime television addicts, Disney has officially sold ABC for a staggering $20 billion. The identity of the buyer, initially kept under wraps, was revealed this morning as billionaire hedge fund magnate and part-time conspiracy theorist Franklin D. Blunderhorn III. His first executive decision? Pulling the plug…
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If you see a man with one painted fingernail, here’s what it means
In 2013, Australian social entrepreneur Elliot Costello embarked on a life-changing trip to Cambodia, where he visited an orphanage and met a young girl named Thea. At just 10 years old, Thea had already endured immense hardship. After the loss of her father, she was placed in the orphanage, where she suffered two years of…
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Body Acne: 5 Tips To Get Rid Of Them
Body acne is an issue for many people. However, there are things you might do to get rid of them once and for all. Ready? Body acne is an issue for many people. Research shows that 9.4% of people in the world have acne. It is common to have them, but some people can lose…
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WOMAN IN A SWIMSUIT
A woman in a swimsuit radiates confidence, celebrating her body and age with pride. Her presence serves as an inspiration to others, encouraging them to embrace self-love and acceptance. She embodies the belief that beauty transcends time and age, proving that true allure comes from within.
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