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‘For My Country’: Oliver Anthony Rejects A Whopping $2 Million Paycheck To Sing National Anthem At Super Bowl
Oliver Anthony, the not-so-unknown crooner of “Rich Men North of Richmond,” a song that took potshots at the capitalist overlords of our time, has now found another cause célèbre – rejecting a whopping $2 million paycheck to sing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl. At first glance, one might be tempted to laud Anthony’s…
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Americans with Disabilities Files a S20 million Discrimination Suit Against Jasmine Crockett for Her “Hot Wheels” Comment.
Jasmine Crockett Hit with $20 Million Lawsuit After “Hot Wheels” Comment Sends Advocacy Groups Spinning WASHINGTON, D.C. — Representative Jasmine Crockett is in hot water this week after her off-the-cuff “Hot Wheels” remark ignited a fiery backlash — and a sizzling $20 million lawsuit filed by the Americans with Disabilities Association (ADA). The suit alleges…
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If you’re male, you’re a “he.” If you’re female, you’re a “she.” If you’re anything else, you’re “mentally unstable.”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold move aimed at simplifying the English language (and confusing absolutely everyone else), the fictitious Department of Pronoun Integrity (DPI) has officially declared that going forward, people will be referred to as either “he,” “she,” or, in cases of anything outside that binary, simply “mentally unstable.” The new guideline was…
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AOC’s Sister Faces Ten Years in Prison for Vandalizing a Tesla Dealership
Recent reports indicate that Lucy Grace Nelson, a 40-year-old woman from Colorado, has been arrested and charged with malicious destruction of property following a series of vandalism incidents at a Tesla dealership in Loveland, Colorado. The acts included throwing Molotov cocktails at vehicles and spray-painting derogatory messages on the building, such as “Nazi cars” and…
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Taylor Swift announces the end of her legendary show, saying, “I’m moving to Canada and never coming back to the States. I don’t want to breathe
BREAKING NEWS: Taylor Swift announces the end of her legendary show, saying, “I’m moving to Canada and never coming back to the States. I don’t want to breathe the same air as that jerk.” Taylor Swift, one of the biggest stars in the global pop music industry, recently surprised fans and the media with a…
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Dana Perino’s Shocking Confession: The Hidden Truth She Kept from Her Partner—A Chance Meeting That Changed Everything!
Dana Perino is well-known for her contributions as a political commentator and her previous role as White House Press Secretary, yet her personal life is equally intriguing as the political landscape she navigates. In a narrative reminiscent of a romantic comedy, Perino’s serendipitous meeting with her husband, Peter McMahon, felt destined. Little did she know…
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Kat Timpf’s Triumphant Return to FOX News Confirmed: ‘I Will Be Back’—The Exact Date Unveiled Will Leave Fans Pumped! 🌩️💥
FOX News anchor and panelist Kat Timpf revealed that she will need to have her breasts removed in an update on her recent cancer diagnosis. Timpf, 36, who recently gave berth to her first child, shared a photo of herself outside Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center in Manhattan, explaining she will undergo a double mastectomy.…
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NFL Referees Disqualified 4 Players For Anthem Kneeling in The Latest Game, “Enough Of This Woke Nonsense”
NFL Referees Disqualify 4 Players for Kneeling During Anthem: “Enough of This Woke Nonsense” April 5, 2025 | Arlington, TX — In a bold attempt to restore “old-fashioned values” to America’s most concussion-prone pastime, NFL referees reportedly disqualified four players before kickoff on Sunday after they knelt during the national anthem, declaring, “We’ve had enough…
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Breaking: Elon Musk Banned Megan Rapinoe From Twitter
In a Twitterverse that’s already wilder than a rollercoaster ride, things took a jaw-dropping turn when none other than Elon Musk, the tech titan and Twitter owner, reportedly banned soccer star Megan Rapinoe from the platform. The news left social media in a frenzy, with users wondering if this was just another elaborate Elon Musk…
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NFL Denies Beyonce’s Request to Sing the “Black National Anthem” at the Super Bowl: “It’s Too Divisive”
NFL Denies Beyoncé’s Request to Sing the “Black National Anthem” at Super Bowl: “It’s Too Divisive” April 5, 2025 | New York, NY — In a shocking yet somehow predictable move, the NFL has reportedly denied Beyoncé’s request to perform “Lift Every Voice and Sing,” widely known as the Black National Anthem, at the upcoming…
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