Greg Gutfeld “Kicks” Jessica Tarlov Off The Five After Heated Debate—But Only Metaphorically!
In what can only be described as the most dramatic moment on Fox News since a teleprompter malfunction sent Jesse Watters into existential crisis, Greg Gutfeld appeared to “shut down” Jessica Tarlov and “kick her off” The Five—at least according to the internet’s wildest rumors.
The clash erupted when Tarlov criticized the handling of a recent security breach involving Trump officials, prompting Gutfeld to roll his eyes so hard they nearly left orbit. “Jessica, I get it—you have opinions,” Gutfeld said, pausing for effect. “But this is The Five, not The View.”
As the debate intensified, Gutfeld dramatically pointed toward the studio door. “Jessica, you know what? You’re outta here!” he declared. Gasps filled the room. Tarlov, momentarily stunned, blinked. Then, realizing Gutfeld was joking (or was he?), she fired back: “Greg, the only thing getting kicked off this show is your logic.”
Producers later confirmed that Tarlov had, in fact, not been removed from The Five but had merely left the stage for a commercial break—like every other panelist does. Still, the internet exploded with speculation. “Gutfeld finally did it! He got rid of the liberal!” one user posted, while another countered, “Relax, people. She’s back in the next segment.”
As for Gutfeld, when asked for comment, he simply smirked and said, “I don’t kick people off. I just win debates… mostly.”
Tarlov remains firmly seated at The Five table, likely preparing for her next on-air battle. Meanwhile, Greg Gutfeld continues his quest to prove that sarcasm is the highest form of political commentary.
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